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Vincent and the Doctor

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

The Long Game

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

  • It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
  • It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

School Reunion

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.

Boom Town

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

  1. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
  2. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  3. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  4. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
  5. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
The Poison Sky

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! You've swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

A Good Man Goes to War

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You've swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Published: February 22 15:44, 2013

Top Banana

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Amigos

It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Steve Holt! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions.

  • Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
  • I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
  • There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Mr. F

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. I care deeply for nature.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Really? Did nothing cancel?

  1. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
  2. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.
  3. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.
  4. We just call it a sausage.
Good Grief!

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I've opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

Let 'Em Eat Cake

It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. That's why you always leave a note! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Across from where?

Whoa, this guy's straight? I care deeply for nature. We just call it a sausage.

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day.

That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. We just call it a sausage. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?

Marry me. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Published: February 15 15:43, 2013

The Force Unleashed

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

A New Hope

I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. As you wish.

  • Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.
  • Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
  • Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.

The Phantom Menace

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. He is here. He is here. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

The Force Unleashed

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  1. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
  2. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?
  3. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
The Force Unleashed

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. He is here. I call it luck. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

The Sith Lords

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Red Five standing by. What?!

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Published: February 8 15:42, 2013

Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.

The path of a cosmonaut is not an easy, triumphant march to glory. You have to get to know the meaning not just of joy but also of grief, before being allowed in the spacecraft cabin.

Across the sea of space, the stars are other suns.

Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind.

For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certainly changes your perspective. The things that we share in our world are far more valuable than those which divide us.

The regret on our side is, they used to say years ago, we are reading about you in science class. Now they say, we are reading about you in history class.

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind.

Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.

Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.

 

Buy why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may as well ask why climb the highest mountain?

Published: February 1 15:21, 2013