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Vincent and the Doctor

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

The Long Game

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

  • It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
  • It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

School Reunion

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.

Boom Town

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

  1. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
  2. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  3. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  4. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
  5. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
The Poison Sky

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! You've swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

A Good Man Goes to War

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You've swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

Published: February 22 15:44, 2013