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The Hungry Earth

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

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You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

  • No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
  • It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Silence in the Library

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

The Rebel Flesh

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

  1. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
  2. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
  3. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  4. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
The Idiot's Lantern

You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

The Empty Child

Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

Published: May 24 09:39, 2013