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The Curse of the Black Spot

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You've swallowed a planet! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

The Christmas Invasion

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

  • All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
  • Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
  • I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Rise of the Cybermen

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

The Pandorica Opens

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

  1. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
  2. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
  3. You've swallowed a planet!
  4. You've swallowed a planet!
The Doctor's Daughter

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat.

The Family of Blood

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You've swallowed a planet!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Published: May 17 09:39, 2013