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Day of the Moon

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

The Next Doctor

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  • I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
  • You've swallowed a planet!
  • I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Father's Day

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Human Nature

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  1. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
  2. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
Father's Day

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You've swallowed a planet! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

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Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You've swallowed a planet!

You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You've swallowed a planet!

Published: May 31 09:39, 2013